Ask Michelle

Take my unborn baby fetus

no

So it's just like being astral

askastral.tumblr.com

What do muppets taste like? Melon won't tell me and I need to know.

felt and puppeteer sperm (the sperm of people who have no successful career) ((like me))

whats it like always knowing that your hot ass will always be inferior to my own

What’s it like being a midget forever

All day everyday

I am gargling cola all over you.

I’m sucking semen all over you